So...there are camels outside our patio.
I was just expecting a big pool or two...but this place is crazy amazing.
Not only is there (living) wildlife randomly tucked away in strange corners, staff in pith helmets and life-size rhino butts sticking out of the walls, the restaurant (for some reason) was blasting MCHammer videos during lunch.

I don't think Ohio has any right to be so epically bizarre. Next year, I don't want to be stuck in the dealers' room. XD